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Joke of the Day
"Joke 1 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and wears glass slippers? Cinderellephant"
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"A man's work is never done. ""...Something both men and women can agree on!"""
"We can't afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we're going to take them to an IKEA instead."
"Man is like spider... ..bound to have sticky fingers after being on the web"
"I'm half-French and half-American, but I know my heart is American, do you know why? Because if it were French it would stop working!"
"The new federal health regulations require every citizen to take a half-hour daily walk. Now at least one part of Obamacare is constitutional."
"Two ducks are in a pond One says ""quack!"" The other says ""man, i was just about to say that!"""
"My favourite kind of pain; is in my stomach when people make me laugh too hard."
"[interview] Any questions? ""Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"" No about working here ""Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"""
"Here's a bit of advice. Advi"