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Joke of the Day
"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."
Next Joke
"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."
"Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all."
"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"
"What do Derek Jeter and girls' asses have in common? They're both overrated bags of shit"
"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"
"So.. I woke my gf up with oral sex this morning -Oh wicked, what'd she say? -Thtoph, thtoph!"
"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"