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Joke of the Day
"What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile."
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"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about."
"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"
"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb.   A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick.   Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."
"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"
"4th grade student: How old are you? Me: Quite a bit older than you. Student: So like 23? Me: Deal. Tell all your friends."
"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
"All through their lives, guys are called either ""young man"" or ""old man."" I guess they cut out the middle man."
"An alcoholic wakes up in jail He asks the first police officer he sees ""why am I here?"" the officer replies ""for drinking"" The man replies ""great, when do we start?"""