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Joke of the Day

"What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile."

"I opened a bottle of wine to let it breathe. It didn't. So I gave it mouth to mouth."

"Kate Upton Nightmare... ""Hey, last night I had a nightmare, I dreamed I was Kate Upton's new born baby, but I was bottle fed... ... [I know it's soggy, but it made me laugh...]"

"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."

"What's the difference between the Panama Canal and Nancy Pelosi?? ... ... .... One is a busy ditch."

"What's white, located in washington and has a president within it? Monica Lewinsky's teeth."

"If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are ... you have small boobs."

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"

"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."