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Joke of the Day
"I asked this girl in my class for a rubber... forgot that in the U.S. they call it an eraser"
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"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear"
"8yo: Do we have a fire extinguisher? Me: Yes. 8yo: Where? Me:... 8yo: WHERE! 6yo: (from outside) It's spreading. Me: I'm up."
"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""
"What does a robot do after sex? Nuts and bolts."
"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."
"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"
"[Horrible Joke] Why did the pretzel maker break his PC? He was too salty. (Overwatch competitive)"
"A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever."