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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudians does it take to change my mother? Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb. &nbsp; A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick. &nbsp; Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder."

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"Why don't blind people go bungee jumping? Cause it scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Pink Floyd kept going after the wall."

"How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them."

"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."

"What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders? I'll take your money!"

"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"

"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"