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Joke of the Day

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about."

"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."

"Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC"""

"To avoid another embarrassing moment like when I was stood up on prom night, I always keep at least 1 penguin around."

"Is your dad's name Craftsman? Because you're a ratchet that's very easy to replace"

"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."

"What Are The Two Most Important Orifices' On A Woman? The nostrils so she can breathe while she sucks your dick."

"Groundhog Day The Groundhog saw dead people, so we're due six more weeks of creepy Nationwide Commercials..."