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Joke of the Day

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em..."

"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."

"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."

"What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common? They can't even.."

"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."

"They're giving Caitlyn Jenner ANOTHER TV show Apparently, they have her competing in the Olympics again. It's going to be called ""Drag Races""."

"I just got an email offering ""free bible verses"". You know, because who can afford bible verses?"

"You hang up ""No, you hang up"" You hang up first! - Bats going to bed"