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Joke of the Day

"Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)"

"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"

"Old joke for Halloween. Why do witches not wear panties? For better grip on the broom"

"What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?"

"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"Was the discovery of a new planet an accident? or did they planet"

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road? To **GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!**"

"I found some dressing in my fridge that expires on 12-21-2012.... It's called Mayanaisse...."