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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."
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"What's better than winning gold in the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato? A tater tot."
"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
"If you have a pet parrot and don't teach it to say ""Help they've turned me into a parrot"", you're wasting everyone's time."
"Did you hear about the gay broom? Spent 10 years in the closet."
"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but ... I soon realized that toucan play at that game."
"World's scariest martial art is Mexican Judo. Judo know if I got a gun, judo know if I got a knife."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !"