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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if dog's had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture."
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"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."
"It is said that Bill Gates once farted in an Apple store which stank up the entire place. But after all, it's their fault for not having Windows."
"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."
"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."
"My misery likes tequila, not company."
"Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire."
"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"
"The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though."
"Gassy Joke What makes a Mexican gassy? Taco night. What makes a white person gassy? Chipotle. What makes a Jew gassy? Auschwitz"