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Joke of the Day
"How much does freedom weigh? A WashingTon."
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"My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?"
"[fleeing the bank we just robbed] accomplice: play it cool this time, okay? me: GOD I HATE CRIME YOU GUYS police officer: alright he's clear"
"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"
"What did russian judge say to the jury? I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort."
"Most offensive one liner joke I know.. So I was eating this bitch out the other day and I tasted horse semen so I looked up and said, ""Ooooooh grandma that's how you died."""
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"
"SCIENCE JOKE A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER AND SAID, ""HOW MUCH DOES A DRINK COST?"" The bartender replies "" For you no charge."""
"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"