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Joke of the Day

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"My only goal in life is to be immortal So far, so good"

"The difference between Julius Caesar and a Rapist? Caesar came, saw, and conquered, a rapist saw, conquered and came."

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"I've Noticed Bernie Sanders is Wearing a Ballcap Now at his Rallies. If he wants to invigorate his base shouldn't he be wearing a trilby?"

"Why is English such a hard language to learn? Because it's"

"Black joke What did god say when he made a balck guy? Oh shit I burnt one"

"To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing"