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Joke of the Day

"Most offensive one liner joke I know.. So I was eating this bitch out the other day and I tasted horse semen so I looked up and said, ""Ooooooh grandma that's how you died."""

"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."

"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."

"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."

"[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event ""Come Outside""] what tha"

"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"

"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"

"Pig Breeding by Lena Bacon"

"No, I'm not damaging my liver. I'm about to sterilize it using alcohol."

"Spider Island Day 1: The arachnids are intelligent & friendly hosts. They even built me a hammock to ensure my comfort. Day 2: I was wrong."