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Joke of the Day

"What did russian judge say to the jury? I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort."

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof, I was shocked!"

"If Lamar Odom would've died... He would've went out with a bang."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"

"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."

"She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy."

"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."