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Joke of the Day

"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"

"What do you call an Arab with a hammer on his head?"

"I'd jump in front of a gently tossed beach ball for you."

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."

"Why do all Gas Station restrooms look like you just walked in on an exorcism."

"The big bang by Dina Mite"

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed..."

"Why doesn't Mrs. Clean get pregnant? Because Mr. Clean comes in a bottle."

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."