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Joke of the Day
"Happy New Year #2018 first."
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"Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works."
"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"
"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"
"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."
"Humans are 58% water. Jellyfish are 95% water. Therefore, humans are 61% jellyfish."
"Where do suicide bombers go where they die? Everywhere."
"What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school? A doctor, you racist!"
"I wanted my girlfriend to give me some time alone so we got married."