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Joke of the Day
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."
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"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."
"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"
"How is a woman like a bar? Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )"
"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"
"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."
"Hear about the serial killer who was actually quite sensitive? He wore other people's hearts on his sleeve."
"What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? Disappointed."
"*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!"
"An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! ~Skip"