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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? Disappointed."
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"What do you call a man with no legs? You call him by his fucking name what's wrong with you"
"I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon She finally took my digits this time!"
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"
"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."
"Cac mau ong ho nu ep mang en su sang trong quy phai cho chi em ong ho nu 2015"
"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."
"Oh, some guy screwed you over? Would you like to explain how the whole male population is responsible for this?"
"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"
"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."