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Joke of the Day
"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"
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"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."
"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is... ...everyone's Russian to get Turkey."
"What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth."
"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"
"Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch."