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Joke of the Day

"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."

"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"

"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"My friend and I signed up to win a lifetime supply of skin lotion. He won and I didn't The worst part is that he keeps rubbing it in."

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo? A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"