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Joke of the Day
"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""
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"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cock full o' nuts."
"How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet? Not enough minerals."
"I wish I was a Farmer So I could be outstanding in my field."
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: ""Wife Wanted."" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."