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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't drink sand."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, two in the back and none in the ash tray because the Holocaust never happened."

"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."

"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met!"

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"

"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."

"What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark"

"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."

"A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress"