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Joke of the Day

"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."

"A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick... Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars."

"I found a lone sock left in the laundry room and I thought to myself, ""poor sole""."

"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."

"I usually hate having long hair But I think it's growing on me."

"What did Captain Picard call his poop? Captain's log"

"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."

"what is the leading cause of Pedophilia? Sexy kids"

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"

"What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny."