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Joke of the Day

"What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark"

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"I once knew a girl so basic... ...that if you pushed her into a pool of acid, it'd be considered a-salt."
"Did you hear about the girl that went fishing with the three guys? She came back with a red snapper."
"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."
"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."
"NORMAL PEOPLE: ""aww, they're such a cute couple"" ME: ""I wonder if they fu***d yet"""
"What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!"
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