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Joke of the Day

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."

"Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water"

"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? &nbsp; ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."

"Lush is kinda like cocaine. Its all lined up on the tables and you spend your entire time using your nose."

"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."

"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."