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Joke of the Day

"Who Died? The husband comes home drunk. His wife asks him: -Where have you been?! -**At the cemetery...** - And who died? -**You won't believe it: they are all died**"

"Can you repeat the part after ""Listen very carefully""?"

"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."

"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."

"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"

"I got a dog for my wife. It was a good trade."

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"

"""You know what."" -- They."

"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."