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Joke of the Day

"Who Died? The husband comes home drunk. His wife asks him: -Where have you been?! -**At the cemetery...** - And who died? -**You won't believe it: they are all died**"

"What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40."

"MOM ITS NOT A DOLLHOUSE IM PRETENDING TO BE A GIANTE THATS TERRORIZING A FAMILY GOSH *waits for mom to leave* and im makig them have tea"

"[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick"

"I have a strange attraction to bananas. I don't know why, I just find it apeeling."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"

"I once told my friend he was dead to me... I cried during the burial."

"Lame number joke: Why is 8 scared of 7? Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?"

"Person I tried to rob describing me to the police: ""long hair, wearing pajamas, honestly she didn't seem very committed to it."""

"What does a rich physicist wear? Joulery!"