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Joke of the Day

"I have a strange attraction to bananas. I don't know why, I just find it apeeling."

"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."

"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."

"Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he's swimming in them!"

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck."

"If a hipster falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it"

"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."

"so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time"

"If ""kiss me"" doesn't work, ""I'm Irish"" isn't gonna get you any closer."