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Joke of the Day

"Your body is a temple. Congrats on the expanding congregation!"

"I was going to have an 'end of the world' party... ...but I couldn't get the day off work."

"My ex can't take his new girlfriend to basketball games because she gets pissed when the whole stadium makes fun of her by yelling REBOUND!"

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."

"If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that"

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"

"I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man."

"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."

"What's a comedian's favorite candy? Laffy Taffy."