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Joke of the Day

"I was going to have an 'end of the world' party... ...but I couldn't get the day off work."

"A revolving door is an IQ test you can fail in public."

"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."

"Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I'm a quarter manatee."

"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"

"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"Why did the palm tree win the plant race? It was the first to Sago."

"My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams""HIT THE BLAKES"" & I'm like""I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"""