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Joke of the Day
"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"
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"How many Frenchman does it take to defend France? I don't know. They've never tried."
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"
"Anyone know of an escort service that offers an affordable bj? My hatchback has been harder to stop lately."
"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"
"Do you know what's the hardest about being a narcissist? Well, when I'm looking in the mirror, me."
"You're one day closer to death AND you get free cake? What's not to like about birthdays?"
"CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh"
"Why didn't the blind man want a seeing eye dog? He wasnt about to take directions from some bitch"
"Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign"