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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut."
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"What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey"
"Begin this thing doesn't or end Yoda's (lost) last words."
"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."
"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."
"Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?"
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."
"I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous."
"A 1-2-3 punch of cow jokes **What do you call a cow with 2 legs?** *Lean beef.* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef.* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef strokinoff.*"
"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"