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Joke of the Day

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"

"Just once I want to see ""Soooo many animals harmed in the making of this movie. Like, SO many. An insane amount. Too many, probably."""

"What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !"

"Two antennas met on a roof... After a while they fell in love and in a few years time the antennas got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great!"

"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."

"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."

"Do all Toyota Priuses come with Obama '08 stickers already on them?"

"Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother."

"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """