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Joke of the Day

"I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man."

"I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I'm doing at life"

"What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant? Did you planet?"

"What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief."

"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""

"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"

"I tried to read through Dante's Inferno once, but it was dry as hell."

"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a girl with a penis appeared."