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Joke of the Day

"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."

"SCIENTISTS HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE CURE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION It's not out yet buy it's coming quickly !!"

"the only time its ok to call a black guy a nigga is when he shoots you ""dis nigga shot me!"""

"Movies led me to believe there would be a whole lot more unlocked cars just sitting around with the keys tucked away in the overhead visor."

"Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks"

"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."

"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."

"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist."

"Who's your Daddy? In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend ""How's your daddy?"" instead of ""Who's your daddy?"" and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes..."

"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"