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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a rabbit? Sit in a field and make carrot noises."
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"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."
"Why People Get Married"
"If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency"
"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"
"Multiple bathrooms are the glue that hold marriages together."
"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."
"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."