201685
Joke of the Day
"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."
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"I'm not afraid of someone who threatens to open up a can of whoopass on me... I'm much more afraid of the people who can the whoopass to begin with."
"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"
"Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible? They've got no Seoul."
"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"
"If I use the bathroom at someone's house and they are out of hand soap, no more high-fives for that person."
"the moon is a man because if it were a woman... We would have blood moons once a month."
"Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."
"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"