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Joke of the Day

"If approached by a bear, you can play dead, or you can acknowledge the bear, say hello, and see what it needs. Have some decency"

"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."

"How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !"

"1. Bang knee on table - curse life. 2. Check credit card balance. 3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table."

"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"

"Hi! Welcome to my makeup tutorial SO, the first step is to be a beautiful 20 year old with lots of money"

"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"

"Can me and you go out sometime? ""No, your grammar is too poor"" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?"

"my sister... My sister asked if I wanted to have sex, I said ""well if you incest."""

"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"