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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself?"
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"I once ate an entire pack of rope I shit you knot."
"If Bernie doesn't get the nomination, I'm voting Trump... Also, if McDonalds is out of Chicken Nuggets, I'm going to eat 20 scorpions."
"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."
"Joke from my young cousin Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is black."
"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"
"You know what they say about camping... It's in tents!"
"I just got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band It's really easy, I just stand at the back and ting"
"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."
"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"