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Joke of the Day

"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."

"How did alien defeat predator? ""Hi, why don't you have a seat right over there please.."""

"Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger? It lacked porpoise."

"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."

"""What are you doing tonight?"" Gonna smoke some Herb. ""Nice."" -guys who work in a crematorium"

"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"

"Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."

"What do you get if you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back..."

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"