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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dre"

"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"

"Rap is 75% crap"

"We get it poets: things are like other things"

"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head."

"I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all."

"a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan"