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Joke of the Day

"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"

"Reddit has become very clickbaity lately Tricked you."

"*Refuses to go to the gym Adds resistance training to workout list."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's time consuming."

"I have my girlfriend a teeth whitening today. Too bad most landed on her chin"

"Boy: grandma, have you seen my pills? They were labelled LSD. Grandma: f*ck the pills. Have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"

"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."

"[murder scene] detective: ""she drown?"" cop: ""after a blow to the head"" d: ""what's he doing?"" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]"

"A group of crows killed an innocent person It really was a murder scene"