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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
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"Dark Humour Dark humour is not everyone's cup of liquidised dead baby"
"Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever."
"My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won't eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won't use his skull as a cup."
"How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in cardboard boxes."
"Cops: You were driving while intoxicated Me: I was in no condition to walk"
"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
"Gay men are so mean. They're all fucking assholes."
"What's the difference between oral sex and...... Brussel Sprouts? If you're forced to have either as a kid you're going to hate it as an adult."
"Remember, guys, every day is a gift. Filled with unreturnable things you didn't ask for and don't want."