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Joke of the Day
"[OC] Name something that can be a variety of sizes, but only comes in large. My penis."
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"I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"
"Trump: The less immigrants we bring in the better' .... .... .... ..... Pence: The fewer' .... .... .... Trump: I told you not to call me that yet'"
"""Everything the light touches is ours,"" I tell my son while opening the fridge."
"How many fingers does the dragonborn have? 8 fingers and 2 Thu""ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar"
"Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw."
"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"
"""I can't log in."" -grandmas"
"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"