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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now? His stage name is Bruce Leigh"
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"Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy, and Osama bin Laden walk into a bar... you fill in the punch line."
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"Fall asleep on a jigsaw. Woke up with a puzzled face."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !"
"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""
"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
"Guinea Pig When I was five years old, my teacher asked me if I wanted to take the school guinea pig home. Seven months later, I arrived in the African republic of Guinea."
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