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Joke of the Day
"WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!"
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"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"
"I'll bet Petr Pan lives in Nether Netherland."
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
"My new hobby is sitting outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say ""You can see me?"""
"Where did all the Sephardic Jews go? I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi"
"Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back"