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Joke of the Day
"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"
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"My wife, girlfriend, and slampiece walk into a bar I'm pretty glad I'm not there right now."
"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"I think I have procrastination disease. I'll go to the doctor later."
"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."
"Rupert Grint bursts into the room, ""Mum, I just got a part in the Harry Potter movie!"" ""Serious?"" ""No, Ron."""
"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."
"Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, ""you feelin anything yet?"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife? Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side."