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Joke of the Day

"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"

"What's the difference between having a son and having a daughter? If you have a son, there's only one penis you have to worry about."

"Java programmers do it with... class."

"I keep a picture of a dragon fighting a helicopter in my wallet, in case the police ask to see my license for awesome."

"What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas? He'd be an illegal alien."

"Why do my eyes hurt? Because I got eye lashes."

"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."

"When I was a kid my Fairy-Godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I can't remember what did I chose!"

"I'm behind 38 episodes of Game of Thrones. I'll just jump in the new season and piece it all together. Should be fine."

"I bet when the first guy wore glasses everybody was like ""Oh la de da, excuse me Mr. I Need TWO Monocles."""