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Joke of the Day
"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."
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"I'm leaving for London tomorrow. It's going to be really weird Tweeting from the left hand side of the road."
"And for dinner... Mary had a little lamb."
"Letsh Have Shex! Horny Sean Connery"
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"
"Life would be so much better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout your day."
"You're the unreachable booger of people."
"Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love."
"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"