1980

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? One gets a badge for lighting stuff on fire, while the other gets a badge for being lit on fire."

"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..."

"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."

"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"

"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"

"How to Properly Jump a Car Attach a cable to the red positive lead, then beat the negative lead for being black."

"What do you get when you mix free running with golf? Parfour Sorry"

"I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."