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Joke of the Day

"I stole a Tom Cruise movie from the store the other day... It was Risky Business."

"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"

"You guys ever see a mannequin and think she's completely out of your league?"

"Oxygen and Magnesium are going out OMg!!"

"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."

"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""

"Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time."

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."

"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."

"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"